May 2013
Watchraging-lesbian:
I HATE KIDS SO MUCH BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
Me: *puts on song*
Me: *sings*
Me: *sings guitar parts*
Me: *sings all instruments*
Me: *air guitar*
Me: *air drums*
Me: *headbanging*
Me: *stood up, headbanging, air guitar*
Me: *1 man mosh pit in bedroom*
Me: *wall of death's with wall*
bird-on-a-leash:
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
fasterfood:
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
ghostchomby:
i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
mrvvorldwide:
I get anxiety from things I shouldn’t even get anxiety from
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
doncasturbate:
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
kepone:
I’m rollin’ down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
folk-punk:
who wants to pick me up, drive across the US, listen to great music, smoke and camp in random places when we need to sleep
pokec0re:
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
