look what a gentle pat he gives on that ass, like he didnt wanna damage the goods
All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
EATS FALLS ASLEEP
This makes me inexplicably happy.
I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.
Disney’s Robin Hood was my childhood. Fond memories.
it’s like you’re my mirror
The Top Ramen Era
I am crying I love this too much
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
I’ve seen this post a hundred times and hoped it would never be accurate again, but here I am…
MY ANACONDA DONT
MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.
SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED
Now that’s what I call determination
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
i know what image im using in reply to everything now