good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
You know your Christmas sweater is a bit busy when I barely notice the goat on your lap.
Tiny animals on fingers.
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the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
reasons to date me
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
or sometimes just who it’s from and you’re like ugh what the fuck you running your mouth for now